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I got 99 tampons cause a bitch ate one.

To feel is so much more than just to see. To understand is so much more than just to know. And to need is so much more than just to want.

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(Source: dutchster, via dutchster)

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anotherreallybadblog:
“ “Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines.” ”
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literallyunbelievable:
“Have these people lost their minds?
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thescienceofjohnlock:
“ dream7790:
“ andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
“ cas-in-the-sassbutt:
“ middleearthkingdom:
“ This is pretty much me in the shower
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when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
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And when the...
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agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

(Source: sighsomemore, via ruinedchildhood)

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thatlazytimelord:
“ guys did u know that we might be destroying the sun
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matialonsorphoto:

2014 in stars

by matialonsor

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